• At a Minute or Two ‘til Two

    Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two til two

    A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do

    For they’ll bet a tattoo at twenty to two

    With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too

    And the dragon will come when he hears the drum

    At a minute or two ‘til two today

    At a minute or two ‘til two.


    The Tree Toad

    A tree toad loved a she-toad who lived up in a tree.

    He was a two-toed tree toad, but a three-toed toad was she.

    The two-toed tree toad tried to win the three-toed she-toad's heart,

    For the two-toed tree toad love the ground that the three-toed she-toad trod.

    But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

    He couldn't please her whim for from her tree toad bower

    with her three-toed powe, the she-toad vetoed him.


    A to Z

    A - Around the rugged rocks the ragged rasal ran.

    B - Big black bug bit a big black bear and the big black bear bled black blood.

    C - Can I cook a proper cup of coffee in a copper coffee pot?

    D - Don't doubt the doorbell, but differ with the doorknob.

    E - Eight gray geese in a green field grazing.

    F - Fine white vinegar with veal. The free thugs set the three thugs free.

    G - Grab the groundhog from the glazed grass.

    H - High roller, low roller, high roller, low roller

    J - Jing jungle jangle Joker

    K Knit kilts for nasty cold nights

    L - Little lucky luke likes lakes, lucky little Luke likes liking lakes

    M - Monkeys make monopoly monotonous.

    N - The next nest will not necessarily be nest to nothing

    O - Octopi occupy a porcupine's mind. Only royal oily royal oil boils.

    P - Peter Prangle, the prickly pear picker, picked three perfectly prickly pears.

    Q - Queen Cathering wakes the cat, and the cat quietly cries.

    R - Rubber baby buggy bumpers! Roberta ran rings round the Roman ruins.

    S - Some shun sunshine. Do you shun sunshine? Six stick shifts stuck shut.

    T -Three thick thistle sticks. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

    U - Unique New York, unique New York

    V - Venti, grande, tall - Very grand words for large, medium, small

    W - Will's wetsuit is round and wet and rough and wide and ready to go on a watery ride. Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

    X - Xylophones exist, or so exitentialists insist.

    Y - Yoda met a Yeti on the plaind of Serengeti.

    Z - Zoologists illogically love to read astrology.


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